Is 2010 the Year of the Purple Goldfish?

I think I might need to double check the Chinese calendar and see it that’s right.

Confucius say, “Give that little extra ‘marketing lagniappe’ and flourish in 2010″

Though you can’t always rely on what Confucius says.  Someone once told me he said the following:

“Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok”

and

“Virginity like balloon . . . one prick, all gone”

Will we hit 1,001 examples in 2010?  HELP me catch another 857 purple goldfish for a great cause.  Click here to send me your example.